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Korean & International Fans' Reaction To Their Bias
- Korean fans: OMFG IT'S OPPA!!! OPPA LOOK OVER HERE LOOK AT MY CAMERA OPPA LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA HERE LET ME SMOTHER YOU WITH MY BODY EVEN THOUGH I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE ALREADY EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA
- Bias: I'M UNCOMFORTABLE THIS ISN'T OKAY
- Korean fans: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE JUST LOOK AT MY CAMERA AND SMILE SO THAT I CAN UPLOAD PICTURES TO MY FANSITES
- Bias: BUT -
- Korean fans: CAN YOU FEEL MY BREASTS ON YOUR BODY OPPA CAN YOU FEEL THEM
- Bias: ...
and then there's the international fans...
- International fans: *whispers* It's oppa...
- International fans: *stays 20 feet away from bias*
- International fans: *admires from afar*
- Bias: Why are you guys so far away...?
- Bias: *takes a step closer*
- International fans: *gasps and steps back*
- Bias: Come closer!
- International fans: I-is it...is it okay...? Is it okay for us to come closer?
- Bias: yes...?
- International fans: *slowly walks over to bias while sobbing quietly*
Posted 8 hours ago // 6,742 notes
tagged : #Pretty much yeah. 

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Word count: 1,200+
Rating: PG-15 (for language)
Genre it ended up being: Humor, fluff
A/N: It turned into an AU in which Chanyeol is the rich boy in love with the historian+cartographer Baekhyun and they go on an adventure SO YEAH THANKS FOR THE AWESOME REQUEST I CRANKED THIS OUT IN ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES AND WAS CACKLING THROUGH MOST OF IT.

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Posted 9 hours ago // 5 notes
tagged : #my fic  #baekyeol  #plumclouds  #ask 
godlychen:


xiuchen’s lowfive in history at dream concert ‘13

Chen looks so angry while giving that high five, like dude curb your sexual frustration.

godlychen:

xiuchen’s lowfive in history at dream concert ‘13

Chen looks so angry while giving that high five, like dude curb your sexual frustration.

(Source: jonqdalsae)

Posted 10 hours ago // 98 notes

kpopthighsandtushes:

The most thigh-tastic EXO-M fancam I’ve ever seen. I expect it from Tao, but Kris, Xiumin and Chen are all giving him a run for his money in this one… so much thigh *drools*

——-

the quality is fuggin beautiful ugghhuhghu

thanks self-sailing-ships!

Call Me Maybe?

godlychen:

Call me, maybe?
Chanyeol/EXO 
NC-17
Humor 

Chanyeol is a phone sex operator of questionable ability. 

A/N: this is a prompt fill for anon on exopromptmeme. I hope you enjoy!

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Posted 11 hours ago // 21 notes

chanyeol’s sister im flipping tables

chanyeol’s sister im flipping tables

(Source: squishy-kyungsoo)

aileuromania:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Everything I have ever said about lesbian porn (and why I pretty much refuse to watch it), and then some. Lesbian porn is not made with a woman’s gaze and sensibility in mind. This is awesome (though honestly it doesn’t matter if one or more of the porn participants is a stripper, that shouldn’t have any bearing on it, reactor).

(Source: yeon-kahleesie)

(Source: mouseket)

Pokérap by Pokémon

thiinka:

fraymotif:

emberkeelty:

I want to be the best
There ever was
To beat all the rest
Yeah, that’s my cause

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Catch ‘em, catch ‘em, gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

I’ll search across the land
Look far and wide
Release from my hand
The power that’s inside

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch’d, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

(Catch ‘em, catch ‘em, gotta catch ‘em all -
Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
(Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

(-woo! we’re at the half way point, dooing great so far!
-we? what’s all this we stuff? i’m doing all the hard work!
-break time’s over..here we go!)

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokémon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

(-WOAH! catch your break man, shake out those lips!
-it’s downhill from here, just 24 more to go
-now it gets tricky, so listen real good)

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We’re almost home!)

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
(Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok
That’s all, folks!

(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(ooh, gotta catch em all, pokemon)
(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(oooh, gotta catch em all pokemon)
(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, POKEMON!)

dasfasdasdA MY CHILDHOOD.

who’s talking about childhood this is still the coolest thing in the world

DIS IS MAH JAM

(Source: helmarockhaleesi)

How to Write Kick-Ass Character Descriptions « Writerland

phroggee:

I love finding anything that helps make my characters feel alive.

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beauty-and-a-geek:

always4evrnerdy:

that-is-illogical:

debstheburglarhobbit:

“Where’s your Pippin now, bitch?”

THIS IS TERRIFYING. 

damn the ring REALLY DID get to him didnt it?

his eyes….oh my gosh I knew they were blue but WOW

AJs Gwiyomi

(Source: jaeseopshi)

mindymaygan:

andreaschoice:

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

the pad on his head ^_^

makes me so happy

(Source: justjasper)